Dumb Bullshit

pricksatmywindow:

am i doing it right???

oh hey look i listened to you and followed this

ikickbuckets

Yes you’re amazing thank youu

buttholesalad:

“i call it black velvet on black velvet”

“and the message is?”

“i look good on velvet”

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress: 
me: 
waitress: 
me: 
waitress: is pepsi okay?

socialistictendencies:

tumblr in one picture

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alyssaties:

psychedelicpaprika:

mortson:

mortson:

what i do when nobody is home

why

does this have so……..many……….notes………….

YOUNG MAN

YOU PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON

RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCKING CAL

scriptures:

fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

would you rather sit at the lame table at the mental hospital

motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:

keep-breathing-xox:

I’M DYING.

e-boobs:

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